Selections from The Onion's Apartment Hunting Tips:
· Wear your special apartment-hunting fedora, so landlords will know you're serious.· Apartment Hunting Tips [The Onion]
· Craigslist.org can be a reliable source for urban apartment hunters and people who like to get peed on.
· Never underestimate the importance of hardwood floors and exposed brick. If you do not have the budget to afford an apartment that boasts these features, consider living in a coal chute.