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Apartment Hunting Tips

Selections from The Onion's Apartment Hunting Tips:

· Wear your special apartment-hunting fedora, so landlords will know you're serious.
· can be a reliable source for urban apartment hunters and people who like to get peed on.
· Never underestimate the importance of hardwood floors and exposed brick. If you do not have the budget to afford an apartment that boasts these features, consider living in a coal chute.
· Apartment Hunting Tips [The Onion]