1) Regarding the million-dollar apartments at 117th Street: "Hilarious! I used to live on that block, 117th (btw. St. Nick. and Fred. Doug.). That 1 million dollar apt is across the street a from housing project tower."
2) "In the interests on keeping the reins in on neighborhood names, the new acronym SoHeKiNoChe might better be replaced by what my partner and I used to call our west 30th street neighborhood: Chelsea's Kitchen. Failing that, the Dirty Thirties sums up this MSG cesspool nicely."
3) "Did you guys check out the new snowflake on 57th and 5th? It looks like a hanging light bulb! It's as if they didn't even try. What a letdown!! It's too funny!!"