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Selling Apartments on the F Train

Brokerman, our favorite blogging broker, returns from hiatus to reveal his latest method for scoring new clients:

We as brokers are taught by our higher ups to be creative, and "think outside the box" in relation to obtaining more clients and business. Keeping this in mind I have stolen a page from the kids selling candy on the trains:

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I am not here selling real estate for no basketball team. I am selling real estate to put a little money in my pocket and to keep me off the streets. Today for sale I have studios, lofts in Tribeca, classic 6's on the Upper East Side, and 2 bedrooms in Murray hill. Please contribute generously and prevent this broker from being homeless. Thank you, god bless and have a safe trip...."

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