Village Voice Shelter columnist Toni Schlesinger has done it again. Excerpt from her report from $950/month duplex apartment in Prospect Heights:
Q: It's getting rough in here.Cold shower time!
A: I'm so sorry.
Q: It's exciting. So primal, in the middle of the afternoon.
A: [She says something.]
Q: I can't hear you with all the roaring.
A: [Yells.] I said, they'll never break skin.
· Dog Day Afternoon [Village Voice]