Tale of Two Cities scans the Craigslist real estate listings and finds an interesting opportunity in Williamsburg for the well-heeled hipster:
$14500000 - Williamsburg Development Lots For Sale for $14,500,000!Notes ToTC, "Yes, Craigslist readership, take a break from posting those NYC CUNTS rants and act fast on the sight-unseen $14.5 million empty Williamsburg lot before it goes to the lady who just completed her opus on cock sizes ranked by ethnicity! Hurry, damn it!"
Williamsburg Development Lots For Sale for $14,500,000!
We have an offer on the table at $13,500,000. Seller is looking for a slightly higher offer. Bring your best offers. Act Fast!
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