Still looking for a Hamptons house for the summer? Great news! There's still room in the Shecky's Summer Share, a seven-bedroom Hamptons retreat for you and your closest friends. The pitch: "Each weekend will ONLY have 14 to 16 people. You can pay for your share by check, cash, or CREDIT CARD!" Among the UNBELIEVABLE AMENITIES not listed that they'll probably throw in for free if you ask nicely: the week one all-furniture-in-the-pool brawl; the week four clogging-of-hot-tub with human excrement; the week 5 eviction. Catch you in the shared bedroom!
· Shecky's Hamptons House and Resort 2004 [Shecky's]