From the All-Press-Is-Good-Press Department...
1) "This place looks like a development in Hoboken" (5/2)
2) "At least three guests saw a rat scamper across the patio" (5/23)
3) "How the hell do its owners sleep at night? I haven't met anyone yet who doesn't get depressed when they walk past it." (5/23)
4) "I'm standing on my bed, and I want to start screaming!" (5/24)
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