A reader tips us off to a tempting Manhattan apartment:
$1000 / 3br - OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME!!!· Opportunity of a Lifetime! [Craigslist]
AWESOME SOLID GOLD WHITE GLOVE BUILDING SURROUNDED BY PROJECTS and burned out tenements. Plenty of rapists, drug dealers and fiends, HIGHEST CRIME RATE IN USA!!! 8TH FLOOR WALKUP!! cALL 917 653 9705 iMMEDIATELY
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