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Craigslist Real Estate: Get Squared

Hanging around town this weekend? Here's an opportunity in the West Village you may wish to check out:

RENT YOUR 3x3 foot SQUARE!!! $600

I am looking for 3 people (who will have separate shifts to share the space) to rent out my ?space? in my apartment. It?s a 3x3? foot square which includes a pillow and a bucket. You do not have access to the apartment; however, I will allow you to walk from the door to your ?area? in a straight line. You're 'space' will be outlined by NEON Duct-tape on the floor!

The shifts are as follows:
one person from 9am ? 5 pm, one person from 5pm ? 1 am, and 1am ? 9am. No overlapping as an overage charge will be placed on your rent. This is the right kind of deal for a student with a useless major (English. Drama, Pottery) or an actor who has no potential and will probably never make it, but lives off of daddy?s trust fund.

YOU DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO ANY FALICLITIES IN MY APARTMENT. FIND YOUR OWN BATHROOM OR SHOWER, THERE IS A BURGER KING ON THE CORNER, AND A BODY SHOP 3 BLOCKS AWAY. YOU SLEEP, WAKE UP, LEAVE!!!!

I DO NOT ALLOW ANY FORM OF COMMUNICATION BETWEEN ME AND MY RENTERS, IF YOU BOTHER ME, I WILL RAISE YOUR RENT. IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS PLEASE CALL MY CELL PHONE AND LEAVE A POLITE VOICE MAIL.

FIRST+LAST + SECURITY DEPOSIT REQUIRED LOOKING FOR SOMEONE VERY LONG TERM -2-3 YEARS

There are about 4 of these ?squares? in my apartment, Will go FAST, REPLY ASAP, to MOVE IN ASAP!


We're scared even to contemplate the lines forming down the hall.
· COZY STUDIO apartment in the Village [CL via Tale of Two Cities]

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