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Building For Sale On LES... FAST!!!!

A "motivated seller" seems in rather a hurry to have you take his upper Orchard Street building off his hands. Despite annual real estate taxes of $29,930.02 and annual income from the property of $321,311.00 "(PLUS UPSIDE),"?for an annual gross profit of $291,381.98 (PLUS UPSIDE)?something about the tone of his Craigslist post doesn't have us sold:

MOTIVATED SELLER LOOKING FOR FAST SALE!!!!

Asking Price: $ 4,100,000 MAKE AN OFFER!!!

PRINCIPALS ONLY AT THIS TIME PLEASE, BROKERS CAN CONTACT WITH SERIOUS FAST CLOSERS....THANK YOU

We're gonna offer $1,000 plus this banana we've got sitting here on our desk and see where that gets us.
· $4,000,000 - LOWER EAST SIDE PRIME***17 APTS AND 2 STORES***MOTIVATED SELLER!!! [Craigslist]

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