A Curbed reader forwards on a posting from Craigslist Chicago, where an intrepid Lower East Side resident is marketing the hood in terms midwesterners might understand:
IF YOU ARE MOVING TO NEW YORK ANY TIME SOON THERE IS A GREAT 500SQFT. 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT WAITING FOR YOU.· $2200 / 1br - )))))))MOVING TO NEW YORK??????? [Craigslist]NEWLY RENOVATED
AMAZING LOCATION
LOFT (CAN BE USED AS SECOND BEDROOM)
GREAT AREA, ONE BLOCK FROM MOVIE THEATER, MINI-MALL!