As the fall restaurant season gets into full swing, Curbed is seeking reader reviews of new restaurants. Let's be clear: if your restaurant review style leans towards "the potted cumquat could have used a touch more cumin," there are several excellent places to post your review. We're looking more for "the waiter dumped the potted cumquat on my date's head." Keep 'em short and sweet, with as little emphasis on the food as possible. Goodies to email@example.com; anonymity assured, per usual.