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Frank Bruni Gets 1 Star

Alcoholic blogger TMFTML turns the tables on NYT food critic Frank Bruni, serving up a one-star review. His summary:

ATMOSPHERE Imagine being trapped in a room with someone who's memorized the thesaurus.
SOUND LEVEL Bloviating.
RECOMMENDED REVIEWS That thing about Masa was pretty entertaining, in a sort of horrifying, people-are-dying-of-starvation-but-what-the-hell way.
WINE LIST You'll never drink enough to make this guy tolerable.
PRICE RANGE Who cares? Pinch is paying!
Which reminds us... time for some food linkage!
· The Sea Inside [TMFTML]