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Trading Rent for Snuggles

Tale of Two Cities uncovers the scariest Craigslist ad of the week:

NYC Socialite just looking to snuggle and part time roommate RENT FREE

I live in a gorgeous apartment in midtown in the penthouse with views of the whole city. I'm looking for a snuggle mate to hold each other. If you need a place to stay in Manhattan its perfect you can stay here whenever you like. The apartment is absolutely gorgeous, very spacious and the company is honest, very generous, extremely affectionate and sincere. Treat yourself to the good life and lets hold each other.

We're holding, all right?our gag reflex. Just barely, though.
· Snuggle with a Socialite [Tale of Two Cities]