1) "You should update Shii Ann Huang's picture that you use. She works in my office and is a lot more beautiful than the picture you show as well as charming and a very hard worker." [Ed. note: Corcoran broker photo of Ms. Huang at right. Curbed deeply regrets the Mark Burnett-era shot.]
2) Regarding the plans for a midtown Apple Store: "New York already has an I.M. Pei cube... the Crystal Palace at the Javits Center."
3) "Isn't the fact that Harvey Weinstein's Soho loft has a 'gym' in it even mildly amusing?"