There is no truer testament to the lack of mental real estate being occupied by Staten Island than this: their Apple store is opening this Saturday, and we're just mentioning it now! Then again, it's in a mall, it isn't threatening any hipsters, it hasn't spawned any rumors and it doesn't have anyone on the Landmarks Preservation Commission in a tizzy. But our New Year's resolution (never too early, right?) is to pay more attention, we swear. Sorry, SI.
· Apple Store Staten Island [apple.com]