Like our dream to run free amongst unicorns, our hope for something scandalicious involving the discarded Douglas Elliman business cards may have been a little, shall we say, fantastic? Sigh. A brainiac thinks he knows what's up:
"FYI - All Douglas Elliman employees are getting new business cards, therefore it makes sense that someone would throw away all their business cards."But still, mystery lingers. Was it a preemptive tossing? Why were they naked and shivering in the streets? What will the new cards look like? Will the line at Chipotle be insanely long when we go grab lunch? People: we need answers.
· Dumpster Diving with Douglas Elliman [Curbed]