[W]e watched Brazen Asshole come up with a rather jaw-dropping solution. It's something akin to what my grandmother used to call "passing the mayonnaise jar." Yes, after being turned to the end of the line at the bathroom door, Brazen Asshole proceeds to rummage around a small ledge for an empty glass, turns his back to the crowd, unzips his pants, and pees into the cup! He then replaces the cup on the ledge and walks back upstairs.Whoa, whoa. Where did he wash his hands?
· Thoughts for the Booze-Filled Holiday [A Brooklyn Life]