My oh my. What is going on inside Chelsea's London Terrace Towers? Judging by this letter and some Curbed memories, we can make some naughty assumptions. And don't think we're going to leave you hanging. Since societies need rules to maintain order, we'll present the new ones for the pool and health club after the jump. On the scale of unintentional comedy, this one ranks somewhere around ... oh, let's say Teen Wolf.