Speaking of "appropriate monetary holiday gifts," the $1,000 offer listed above came from Two Trees Management's latest DUMBO newsletter, the publication that won't let you forget how darned gentrified the Brooklyn nabe's getting. And now, there's a nice-sized chunk of free grub at the River Cafe promised to all who would roll tomorrow's gentrifiers up to Two Trees' doorstep. Can't stomach that much venison? Well, there is a slightly less amusing, but more practical, referral prize (mentioned later in the ad) if you're already livin' la vida Two Trees, and it's a rent credit. Still, like any good New Yorker, our tipster's not convinced: "Hmm where's the catch?"
· DUMBO Newsletter, Dec./Jan. '06 [DUMBO/PDF]
· Ask Curbed: The Tipping Point [Curbed]
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