BREAKING: Corcoran v. Trump, for Control of Western Civilization as We Know It

A Curbed tipster alerts us to a story so monumental, we're lying prostrate on the floor as we cut and paste these words:

Case filed in New York Supreme Court, New York County, yesterday: Barbara Corcoran; et al. v. Donald J. Trump
12/13/2005 05-604347

Breach of a Commission Agreement due to defendant's failure to pay plaintiffs commissions earned for their assistance in the October 2005 sale of the residential apartments known as Penn
Yards, Riverside South, and Trump Place. $1.25 million. Richard Seltzer. Kaye Scholer.

A mere $1.25 million in court, but bragging rights for a lifetime. DEVELOPING...