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Tribeca Green: IPOs for the Tea Party Set

If you send your kids to the Dalton School on the UES, then you better get you and your brood fitted out at One Carnegie Hill, we've learned. But if you're not ready for that level of snooty, but still want a good edumacation for those little investment-bankers-to-be, then perhaps Tribeca Green (located near P.S. 89) is the place to be. At least according to this print ad, quoted by a devoted tipster:

Jack and Ellen met at Goldman Sachs. Now they're taking their kids public.We're going to pretend we didn't see the whole profiting off your children undertone and just type: Moving for the schools? That's downright suburban!
· Tribeca Green [Related Rentals]
· How Do You Get to Carnegie Hill? ... [Curbed] BONUS: For those who think Wall Street bonus payouts will save our real estate market, Street blog Under the Counter has a calendar of firm bonuses. Tidy up those penthouses for a Q1 goldrush. Or, you know, don't.