Oh, this is very sad. London resident Gwyn Paltrow is moving out of New York City. Turns out yesterday's report that she was leaving her West Village townhouse pied-a-terre in search of a doorman was wrong. In fact, she is searching for a pied-a-terre with a yard and a fence, preferably electric and barbed, and some very large dogs, and maybe a moat. Her publicist says that Paltrow found it "really difficult" to live with paparazzi in the neighborhood. Are you happy now, paparazzi? We hope you like living in Scarsdale.
· Gwyn Heading for 'Burbs [NY Post]
· Paltrow To Flee Mom-Friendly Neighborhood [Curbed]