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Want To Remodel Your Kitchen? Better Quit Your Job

Apartment Therapy contributor Tim Federle, aka "The Owner," has found the key to a successful apartment renovation: unemployment.

On the rare occasion [the contractors, electricians and plumbers] show up on time, there is always a construction question that arises that, if I were at a full-time job, I simply wouldn?t feel comfortable leaving a helpful neighbor to answer in my place. So I wallow in unemployment and try to stay out of the way.
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