Last month, a special Curbed correspondent treated us to an exclusive report from inside the Upper East Side's Hooker Haven?a seemingly mild-mannered apartment building on East 63rd Street with a dark side. Today, our correspondent returns with a report from a day in court "testifying against said whores"?and more secrets from inside:
Another apartment dweller is still prostituting and selling drugs but is convinced the super was doing witchcraft on her. For this reason she has been periodically been burning sage and leaving necklaces of garlic cloves on her welcome mat. Further she says she chants every night to get rid of him.That's just a taste. Full report after the jump.
After being the one to let vice in on the hooker goings on in my building, I'm now off to court to testify against said whores. Oh how Nancy Drew of me! Nancy Drew meets Sex and the City. She'd use the heel of her Manolo to pick a CPW lock.What was supposed to be a 10 minute thing turned into a near 7-hour thing. The highlights of being in housing court: being near the absolute dregs of humanity in the highest of all fashion: mullets, a man wearing a big diamond stud whilst wearing a mint green suit