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Open House War Update: It's Still On

More tales of bad open-house behavior, courtesy blogger-cum-broker Property Grunt, who's caught on to a particularly onerous poaching scheme. Thankfully, The Grunt eschews violence. Still, he's a little worked up:

This over bleached blonde, leather skinned victim of the Jersey shore proceeded to cause more trouble at another open. At this open house the seller was present and the agent gave her business card to the seller in front of the seller's broker. The wench was lucky that she left with a full set of teeth because doing that it is tantamount to urinating onto someone's new Ferrari in front of their face.
So many rules to keep track of today. To sum up: no pissing in the pool, no pissing on the Ferrari, no poaching at the open house. Got it?
· Poachers beware: I will hit you with a chair [Property Grunt]
· Open House War Update: Blood on Our Hands [Curbed]
· Get to Know Your Mauled Apartment Sellers [Curbed]