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Moby Furthers Global Takeover Plot

Brace yourself, adult contemporary electronica fans, Moby's a daddy! A shocking and dramatic announcement on the website of the Lower East Side's favorite punching bag:

i have a birth to announce...

today, tuesday april 19th, a new teany was born, weighing roughly 29,000 pounds and residing on prince street between mulberry and lafayette.Oh wait, it's just another overpriced tea shop--and a fat one, at that. With two stores, a book, a bottled beverage line and a new album, can we just say that Moby is having the best month ever? Oh wait, we can't.
· teany []
· Moby Finds New Medium for Whoring Lower East Side [Curbed]