When the floorplan is just a rectangle labeled "living room," you're sort of backed into a corner. After all, there are only so many directions you can point your camera. Still, capturing the doorman in all of his uniformed glory reeks of?how can we put this nicely??desperation. In any case, this Beekman studio is yours for $375k. In addition to this man, the place features a "gorgeous river view, wood burning fireplace, southern exposure, excellent light."
· Listing: 10 Mitchell Place [Elliman]