My Blog is Poop documents the year that will follow once he moves into his new Lower East Side apartment next month. The results? Eerily plausible! July: "Brian starts smoking cigarettes again. He reasons that since we have such a great big deck it would be a shame if one of us didn't smoke." August: "Brian and I start a band... We name the band 'The Weeds.'" October: "I come home one day to find that Brian has traded our TV for some turntables and a box of old records."
· A Year on the Lower East Side [My Blog Is Poop]