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At Fairway, Silence of the Lambs Re-Enacted

In our continuing efforts to become NYC's premier grocery blog, we bring you David Leite's adventures at Fairway via The Morning News. We pick up the action with David in the checkout line:

"Take the stuff out of the basket," she ordered.
"Excuse me?"
"I said, 'Take the stuff out of the basket.'" Then she crossed her arms, cocked her head to one side, and sucked in her cheeks like the models do on the cover of Vogue.
"No, you take the stuff out of the basket," I shot back, crossing my arms, too. "That's your job."
· Mr. Ugli Fruit, or How I Stopped Being Nice and Learned to Hate Fairway [TMN]