Hey, don't tell the parents, but Curbed has landed an invite to superexclusive Cinco De Mayo party tonight.
We're having a HUGE cinco de mayo and singles party tonight in the ABANDONED building behind our apt! Ways to interpret what this means/what will be there:See you there!
$1 beerz and liquor shotz (all for the landlord)
kegz of brooklyn lager
Other kegz and tall boyz! (we're getting hella beer)
Videos, sculpture, and conceptual art
Toilet on premises! (clean)
4 floorz of jewish tenement squalor to relish
right behind our apt at [redacted] and 5 and half blocks up on the left, weird green door.
"building for sale" sign on the fence.