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BREAKING: AWWWWESOME Party Tonight

Hey, don't tell the parents, but Curbed has landed an invite to superexclusive Cinco De Mayo party tonight.

We're having a HUGE cinco de mayo and singles party tonight in the ABANDONED building behind our apt! Ways to interpret what this means/what will be there:

$1 beerz and liquor shotz (all for the landlord)
kegz of brooklyn lager
Other kegz and tall boyz! (we're getting hella beer)
Videos, sculpture, and conceptual art
Toilet on premises! (clean)
Underage drinking
Make outs
Rooftops
4 floorz of jewish tenement squalor to relish
dirty dirty
right behind our apt at [redacted] and 5 and half blocks up on the left, weird green door.
"building for sale" sign on the fence.
See you there!