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THOR: So Exclusive, Even Guests Can't Get in

Notice to all once-and-future 'Hoodwinked grand prize winners: The Hotel on Rivington?last seen getting ripped in the NYT for shoddy construction?might not, you know, be able to let you into your rooms. From Overheard in New York:

Man: What do you mean, you ran out of keys? How does a hotel run out of keys? --The Hotel on Rivington

Might we suggest scaling the facade of a neighboring building and using a grappling hook to crash through someone's shower window? After all, like they say, this is what glass walls are for.
· Wednesday One-Liners [Overheard in New York]
· 'My, This Lower East Side Is Quite Dingy.' 'Indeed.' [Curbed]
· Hotel on Rivington []