Match the morrning-after Freedom Tower review with the newspaper critic: (a) NYT architecture critic Nicolai Ouroussoff; (b) NYPost critic-at-large Steve Cuozzo:
1) "Somber, oppressive and clumsily conceived."
2) "Evokes a gigantic glass paperweight with a toothpick stuck on top."
3) "The temptation is to dismiss it as a joke."
4) "Fascinating in the way that Albert Speer's architectural nightmares were fascinating."
5) "Splendid."
Answer Key: pick up computer keyboard, smash into head. Repeat as needed.
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