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Hi, I'm Moby. I Baked You This Gluten-Free Cake

It's a well known fact by now that Moby is marketing gold. But wethinks this listing, which opens with the boldface invitation, "BE MOBY'S NEIGHBOR!!" is a little disingenuous. Sure, Moby's going to be brewing tea downstairs, but everybody knows he lives across the street. Asking $1895/mth. Open house tonight from 5-6 p.m. Tell the cabbie to let you off at THOR and maybe they'll drop the guarantor (regardless of income) requirement.
· $1895 / 2br - BE MOBY'S NEIGHBOR!! 2 BR CONV AVAIL BY OWNER! [Craigslist]