Turn down that AM New York at the subway entrance again today? Bad call, says blog This Is What We Do Now. Inside, you would have found a choice Q&A with "retail employee" Steve Brown, who gives the skinny on his 'hood, Hoboken. Reports TIWWDN,
Within the first two questions, Steve manages to remind us he has a girlfriend multiple times; asserts that it's clearly unsafe to wander around Brooklyn and Manhattan at night because you will undoubtedly wind up in a body bag, yet Hoboken has no need for police officers because crime apparently doesn't exist in this magical little burg; and bemoans the lack of mom-and-pop shops because at heart, he's really a small-town guy. He also neglects to mention that he can't actually afford to live in the city because he's a 26-year-old who works in retail. Keep enjoying that PATH train, pal.· Delusion, thy name is Steve Brown [This Is What We Do Now]