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Lost Buyers Find They're Lacking Proper Ten Ax

In the wee hours of Saturday morning, Property Grunt, channel surfing and blogging to cope with the prospect of a coming Sunday of open houses, waxes (mixed) metaphorical:

Trapped in their bubble cages they will enter these apartments like the cast of the Great Escape in search of a way out. They will look at the showsheets as if it is some sort of cryptic treasure map. But like a bunch of junior high school kids playing a doomed game of dungeons and dragons they will find they have neither the hit points or the plus ten ax to slay the dragon. Then they leave dirtied with the stench of their own monetary impotence made evident by the fact they can't even afford the maintainence.
· Here We Go Again [Property Grunt]