Bad things happen when the Chelsea Hotel blogger steps out for coffee. We pick up this latest scene in the hotel elevator when a "tall, thin Japanese hipster girl" screams into her cell:
?Why did you scream like that?? I asked, shaken, but she ignored me. A moment later she screamed again: ?Oh my God! Push 4 for me!? This time she was talking to me. I pushed 4. She went on talking over the phone: ?I?m going to the Saturday Night Live after-party tonight!? There was a pause, then: ?Johnny Knoxville is my close personal friend!?And wouldn't you know it, she didn't get off at 4. Oh, man, this is going to play funny when Jackass gets back on the air.
· Another Chelsea Elevator Story [Hotel Chelsea Blog]