We know an about-to-be-pulled Craigslist apartment listing when we see one, so to guarantee this bit of genius lives on forever, we'll share the entire thing:
$600 - Great deal for little people under 4' tall- basement studio apartmentIn defense of the landlord, it is near Coney Island, so the call for circus folk may not be totally out of line. And yes, our Hell will be hot.
First of all, this is not a joke even though it sounds funny. I have a home in Coney Island near the bay and near seagate where the basment ceiling is only 4' high due to the proximity to the beach. The dimensions are 20x31. It's a shame to let this space go to waste so I am offering to rent it to anyone who can fit. Obviously, I will not allow a normal sized person to rent it because that's just wrong. But a dwarf or little person would fit quite nicely. In addition, I am flexible on the rent if you are a circus dwarf or other perofmer and can entertain us during parties and other occasions.
· $600 - Great deal for little people under 4' tall- basement studio apartment [Craigslist]