Village Voice Shelter columnist Toni Schlesinger has outdone herself:
Can I pet him? Yes. [Pig] Arrrugh. [Kelli] He's always moody. The first three years were really hard. I'll call it the terrible twos. He was angry all the time. I even looked for a pig psychologist. There's one in Texas. [Jason] The thing about it was he was so far away.Fort Greene: even scarier than you'd dared imagine.
· Fort Greene Couple's Pig Yells at Them [Village Voice]