The garden above looks like something you might find out back in Cobble Hill. But Nolita? Indeed—this here is the ground floor apartment at 18 Spring Street (between Elizabeth and Mott). The garden isn't the only oddity. Notes a Curbed correspondent, "The broker write-up of the property mystifies me. For example, 'perfect for the cash buyer,' the partnership, the monthly charge reduced by hours of work, the basement being safe, and the pm reserve." The oddness extends to the asking: $999,001. Translate the broker babble for yourself, then check the floorplan after the jump.
· Listing: 18 Spring Street [Prudential Douglas Elliman]