Our second entry into the That's Rather Hideous series came with a simple message attached: "for your ugly column." You know, we can't really argue with such brevity. This "FINE CONDO JEWEL" up on 95th Street between West End Avenue and Riverside Drive is an "exquisitely designed apartment" that "pays close attention to detail, highlighted by the unique colors & finish of the two split bedrooms." It's certainly unique. All 1,100-square-feet of Alice-in-Wonderland-meets-jungle-safari yours for $945,000. Did we mention the washer/dryer hookup?
· Listing: West 95th Street [Halstead]
· That's Rather Hideous: 407 Park Ave. South [Curbed]
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