Submitted by a reader for our That's Rather Hideous interior design feature, we're disqualifying this 2BR Upper East Side apartment from consideration—it's just too damn spartan. This has got to be just a quick staging for the purpose of snapping the listing photos, right? Because if not, these owners must be among the most boring individuals ever to live in New York City, much less on the UES. (For more staging bliss, don't miss the pineapple/rotting bananas pairing on the kitchen counter.) Asking $1.399 million.
· Listing: East 80th Street [Halstead]
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