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Holiday Listings Hangover: From Murray Hill With Love

Nevermind the alluringly oversized broker photograph (2 of 2 for the property). There's sales & marketing gold in this listing. To wit:

If you can't treat your own property right and give it the TLC it deservers, you do not deserved to own it. Well these Owners know this now and have in excess of 30 years. They keep it family owned to be sure of it. Let us not take lightly the great fact that they have also been the proud recipients of many housing awards, and sit on many development and community boards as well. Simply put, they have been awarded many times over with television recognition time and time again.Louis, we'd totally be calling you right now if only that phone number had enough digits.
· Listing: Affordable Murray Hill [Triumph Property]