Somehow we overlooked this email for almost a week, so when we went to PropertyShark to find this particular For Sale listing, it wasn't there. Pulled down, probably. We'll assume that it at one point it did exist, just like we're assuming the war between for-sale-by-owners and brokers has turned ugly. We'll leave out his phone number because we don't want to be complicit in this dude's death. Not when there's Google around to take the fall, anyway:
UPDATE: An individual with the same name as that listed on this PropertyShark posting has emailed Curbed to say he did not author the posting. At his request, we've blotted out that name from the item.