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Broker Implies She's Not on the Level

Take a look at the apartment above, a three-bedroom condo in the Empire on East 78th Street for sale for $4.1 million. Looks nice, right? Sun-drenched, spacious, yatta yatta. Well, if you remember all the problems with the Empire, then the broker's subliminal messages take on a whole new meaning:

New to market, This fabulous Unique & Spectaculiar!!!! Perfect opportunity to raise your family in the most prestigious white-glove Condominium, located on the upper east side.The apartment is Sunny & Bright on the 15th floor facing south& west & east. Also featuring three master bedrooms with their own bathrooms plus a guest bathroom.Grand foyer with imported Italian marble.Spacious livingroom& spacious dining room, perfect for entertaining. Sun flooded with natural sunlight. Kitchen newly renovated With granite & wood cabintry with a balcony. Washer/Dryer. Apartment comes with a storageroom & wine celler.Building has a 24Hour Concierge/ doorman. Children's playroom, botanical Garden plus Terrace, Cinema Room, Health Club and Garage. Apartment is a Must See!!! Unique & Spectaculiar.Says a cold-hearted reader: "Nothing beats a broker who admits she is a liar, right in her listings!"
· Listing: Hi-Style at the Empire [Bellmarc]
· Tenants Sue Evil Empire [Curbed]