Admit it, your Passover Seder just isn't what it used to be. If tales of oppression, famine, pestilence and plague from thousands of years ago just don't resonate with you, may we suggest a more contemporary story? After a few glasses of Manischewitz check out the alternative Passover Haggadah for the Atlantic Yards crowd over at LeatherTomato. Complete with unique versions of some old holiday traditions, it's sure to be fun for the whole family:
Had Bruce Ratner only given us the Atlantic Center Mall – Dayeinu! It would have been enough! Had Bruce Ratner only given us an eight theater cineplex looming over Brooklyn Heights like a gigantic argyle sweater – Dayeinu! It would have been enough! Had Bruce Ratner only brought Chuck E. Cheese, Target and Red Lobster to Brooklyn – Dayeinu! It would have been enough! Now let's find that afikomen.
· A Very Brooklyn Passover Haggadah [Leather Tomato]