If the Curbed Fixer-Upper from a few weeks back—$949,000 for a bombed-out Williamsburg domicile—didn't move you to open your wallet, perhaps this $825,000 "Park Slope" (16th Street between Third and Fourth Aves.) unit will. From the broker prose:
If you ever wanted to live in the Gowanus, here is your chance. With a little elbow grease you can mold this single family home just the way you would like to live in this cozy home.Emails a Curbed tipster, "She probably shouldn't be using the words grease and mold when trying to sell people on Gowanus. Eck."
· Listing: 16th Street/Park Slope [Corcoran]
· Curbed Fixer-Upper: Well Cured in Billyburg [Curbed]