Just when you thought you might actually get away with saying you live on the Upper East Side ...
A slogan you probably won't be hearing at the Octagon: "Roosevelt Island: Now with the occasional 11-hour commute to Manhattan."
· All 69 Passengers Rescued From Stranded East River Tram [NYTimes]
· The Little Apple's Octagon: Cut-Rate Asylum Living [Curbed]
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