Remain calm. Okay, don't bother—this is as pornalicious a floorplan as we've ever laid eyes on. It's hard to even envision how foot traffic flows in a space this large (9,455 square feet)—though the master bedroom at lower left is cleverly isolated from the kid's rooms at the upper right by about a half-mile of real estate. Sayeth the broker, "This apartment occupies the entire 23rd Floor Including 2 Terraces, a double Living Room, 5 Bedrooms, 7.1/2 Baths, Formal dining Room, Library, Study, Breakfast Room, Country Kitchen. There is a separate private entrance with concierge and doorman only for the 11 Residents of the Ritz Carlton Tower." Oh, and did we mention the full views of Central Park?
Asking on the place is $31 million, an apparent PriceChop from the $35 million this place hit the market for last fall. The money will pad the pocket of baseball card king Richard P. McWilliam, who thanks you for your largesse in advance.
· Listing: 50 Central Park South [Prudential Douglas Elliman]
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