Filed under: 'Nobody's Ever Been this Happy in their Lives. Ever.' By Lockhart Steele Jun 22, 2006, 1:10pm EDT · Dear Evil Discussor... Why do most real estate brokers look like they just had a crack sandwich for lunch? [Evil Discussor] More From Curbed NY Curbed Is Moving to New York Magazine We Unearthed the 68 Best Rent Deals in NYC Right Now Landlords Lose Fight Against Rent Protections, Hotel Chelsea’s Latest Tenant Battle, and Other News City Hall Park Is Still Under Lockdown, the MTA Has a Man Cave, and Other News The Cheapest, Nicest Apartments for Sale in the West Village Bill de Blasio’s Plan to Close Rikers Is Crumbling